Lifetime Warranty
I put a lot into making sure every Paranoid Print feels like something you actually want to keep for years — not just “wall art,” but a piece of your space that lasts. Because of that, every limited-edition Paranoid Print comes with a Lifetime Warranty.
What “Lifetime Warranty” means here
If anything happens to your print — fading, moisture damage, accidental rips, dents, creases, warping, even wild stuff like fire or moving damage — I’ll replace it for 50% of the current price.
All you need to do is:
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Send me a visible photo of the damage
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Send back the physical print
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Include your official Certificate of Authenticity
As long as I still have the original digital master file and the edition is still allowed to be reprinted, you’re covered.
Why 50%?
Because these are limited editions, and every replacement still has to be produced using the same premium materials, printing process, and color-matching I use for the originals. A reprint still costs money to make — but offering it at half price keeps it possible for you and sustainable for me.
A quick note about limited editions
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Each Paranoid Print has a set edition size.
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Replacements count as part of that edition.
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If an edition has completely sold out and I no longer have reprint rights or files, I unfortunately can’t replace it — but I’ll always try to find another solution (store credit, swap to another design, etc.).
Basically: If I can reprint it, you can replace it.
What counts as “damage”?
Pretty much anything.
If it’s not in the same condition you received it — it’s covered.
Examples:
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Fading or color shifting
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Sunlight damage
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Water damage
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Something fell on it
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You dropped it
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It got crushed during a move
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Kids, pets, landlords, flatmates…
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Even extreme stuff (fire, rain, being stepped on, shipping accidents)
If it looks messed up in any way, you’re safe.
What’s NOT covered
Just a few things:
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Lost items (I need the print returned to replace it)
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Missing Certificate of Authenticity
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Intentional destruction for resale or fraudulent claims
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Altered prints (DIY trimming, coating, sanding, etc.)
How to make a claim
Email me with:
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Your order number
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A clear photo of the damage
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A photo of your COA
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Your delivery details
I’ll walk you through the rest.
Why I offer this
I want every piece I release to actually mean something. These prints are limited edition for a reason — they’re collectible, personal, and made with the quality I’d expect if I was buying art for myself. A warranty is my way of standing behind that promise.